Thread: I am running away from my Cats!

I have to younger cats who act like vandals and every day now something is broken and when you look at the object one know and starts fleeing! The now have the nicknames demon1 and demon2 woke up at 4 am to crashing one the broke a vase that was up high..sigh I and the oldest cat and bird are plotting our retreat! I afraid to go on vacation they may burn down the house![rolleyes][tongue]

Juvenile delenquint kitties, hmmmm. All I can advise is it's just like having toddlers in the house. Stash your breakables and wait it out.

That the whole house! and it not just glass (Anything and everthing)! They have jumped up moved pictures (hanging on the wall jumped up high knawed wreaths I tie all my cabinets with wire so they won't break into them! Pandora when I get home wants to escape to the porch..or when she is in the house the Altar room..It reall safe in there it where I flee sometimes! I just like to vent.. You think the oldest of the two would out grow it she is not a kitten any more..demons![rolleyes][tongue][lol]Pandor, Icecream and I have our tickets to Aruba they can have the house.[lol] having had and babysat toddlers..toddlers are eaiser![lol]

Poor laethaween[lol] U need 2 get a kitty sitter.[lol]

You need kitty valium.

I need to go to PABP (People Abused By Pets)[lol][lol]

[lol] I'm the last 2 post. Come in get me if u can [lol]

laethaween wrote:
I need to go to PABP (People Abused By ÂÂ*Pets)

"Hi. ÂÂ*I'm Azra and I am a semi-willing slave to several [strike]hoodlums[/strike] felines."

Geez...that sounds like some of my own cats. ÂÂ*The other night, just as I was drifting off to sleep, one of them decided my nose was just the thing for batting practice - claws and all. ÂÂ*Another one tried to convince me I could live just as well on fur as I could air. ÂÂ*[lol]

I was perfectly happy with my crew of geriatric puddy cats. Then Edgar, brought home a skinny bedraggled kitten. Four months of "cat soup" and crunchies and he's a beautiful red coon cat. He's also a ten pound kitten. He steals my ball of yarn knocks over my quilting hoop and generally creates chaos whenever I'm working and not paying attention to him. AS I type this he is under the desk gnawing on my ankle. I had forgotten what it was like to have a kitten in the house. The elders just twitch their whiskers and say,: Oh boy! He's gonna be in trouble for that one."

Yes..kitten's the universe's way of testing you to see if you have a since of humor! Kitten's start out like court jesters ..but will remind you when they are mature..they run everything(such loveable royal pains..I guess I am a glutton for punishment! My used to be stray kitten still shreds stuff but less and less.maybe your baby will grow out of it!(I SAID MAYBE).[lol][rolleyes]